Unspoken Promises

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gingerblivet:

moniker-padacklyte:

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

the best part is you literally turned him on

One of my teachers, who is a fabulously gay man, has a light switch cover of the David. It’s on the tour of his house when he gets new visitors.

(Source: fragilehuge, via yoursineternitywithsatan)

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jaclcfrost:

that one fucking scene in the a series of unfortunate events movie though

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(via yoursineternitywithsatan)

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porkskins:

seeing an old person cry is the equivalent of having 1000 daggers stabbed into your heart

(via same-old-s0ng)

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free my boys
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derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via baffling-with-my-stupidity)

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